C'mon I need a big list of silly expletives and weirdo expressions. Share what you've heard or have used.
You know expressions like, "that's about as useful as tits on a donkey's ass." I have no idea what it means but it's certainly colorful.
Help me make a big list and try using a few yourself on occasion. It will definately get you noticed.
You know expressions like, "that's about as useful as tits on a donkey's ass." I have no idea what it means but it's certainly colorful.
Help me make a big list and try using a few yourself on occasion. It will definately get you noticed.
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Re: Weird Expressions
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:24 PM"this group couldnot pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were writen on the sole."
CSM D.O.Jennings
MOH.
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:54 PM"It's good enough for checkers". Makes zero sense but I'm trying to get it to catch on. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 5:25 PMwell you seemed to enjoy
"monkeys fucking footballs" that one day on the battlefield..... lol
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 6:14 PMHow about; "You're gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous"???
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 6:55 PMNervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Busier than a 1 armed wallpaper hanger
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 11:43 PMOne of my favorite expressions of exaspiration:
"Jesus, Mary & the Donkey!" -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 11:52 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the donkey too.
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:04 AMthe old design saying"looks good from my house"
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:24 AMBusier than a midget climbing a mountain -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:26 AMI'm liking this so far, but MORE WEIRDER! -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:32 AMOkay, this'll be obscure to all but a very few, but...."Go wrap yourself in your holy doily and shut the fuck up!"
How's that? -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:34 AMnow we're talking! Keep 'em coming I know the lot of you have some real doozeys up you sleeves. Let them loose -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:52 AMMy new one is "Bugger Puppy Fuck". -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 9:54 AMok here's one, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, and if the horse isn't any good I'm coming back for seconds on you!" -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:04 AM"More frustrated than a three legged dog tryin bury a turd, on a frozen lake."
Larry the Cable Guy
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 2:13 PMOne of my personal favorites is; "CHRIST ON A THORN STUDDED CRUTCH!!!" I expanded the original Christ on a Crutch that my mom used. Quite amusing I think and almost witty in a way. -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 2:49 PMJesus Christ on a pogo stick
Thankless...Thankless very much -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:56 PMok idont know if i have said this to you. go home and slap your parents! (spikeizm 38)
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:57 PM"F*** me twice & call me Suzy!" -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 8:56 AMWell Suzy, I don't know if Gab would approve......
LOL
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Thu, May 15, 2008 - 12:00 AMMore confused than a new born baby in a titty bar -
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Thu, May 15, 2008 - 1:03 AM*spewing all over screen....* DRE!!!! Dammit! Now I need to clean my screen!
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 5:42 PMwhere is this bar you speak of? -
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Tue, June 3, 2008 - 4:44 PM"The balder I get the more head I get."
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 3:09 PMjust heard this one, and thought it was funny as hell. "Training wheels on a tricycle." -
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 3:11 PMthis from down under, he gave up brown noseing ,now hes a blood splien licker -
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Wed, June 4, 2008 - 3:12 PMthat should read, now hes a bloody splien licker
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 10:31 AMAs frustrated as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest -
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Mon, June 9, 2008 - 4:45 PMhere's a new one, I have no idea what it means yet but it just rolls off the tongue. "like a sack of dirty diapers on a bed of leaves."
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