yes

A Landsknecht lies in a field hospital. The Feldartz comes up and sez
"Fritz" I haff good news und bad news fur you."
Fritz sez "herr feldartz, I am a soldat and can take anything. Tell me the bad news first.
Feldartz "That cannon shot took booth your feet at the ankles"
Fritz "What could possibly be the good news?"
Feldartz "Gunter, in the next bed wants to buy your boots"

Good news: You won a million dollars.

Bad News: You owe a million five in back taxes.

Good news: You won a million dollars.

Bad news: You have to collect it in pennies.

ouch.

funnn ee Davey.

ya and we get to deal with it for the next 3 months ...........

ROFLMFTAO

Oh Rory, if you only knew... I just almost spit food on my monitor. Just last night and this morning Lance and I were having a discussion involving Mormons and thier view seem warped.

Actually I thought that if a military member wins the lotto they're automatically honorably discharged. Having that much money creates a conflict of interest, since it's more than they could ever make serving on active duty. It also opens the doors for bribery (i.e. paying off your duty section leader to get out of standing watch) and insubordination (i.e "I have more money than the Gods. I don't have to do what you say..."). At least that was the rule back in my day. It could've changed by now.

Just my .02

Oh, and

Good news: You're getting $5,000.00 back for your tax return.
Bad news: You owe your ex $14,000.00 in back child support.
(And yes, this happened to me... revenge is sweet I say...)