Today (in Los Angeles) "I need some fresh air I've been couped up all day."
Um someone get this guy a pollution meter this is LOS ANGELES!!!!
Just struck me as funny
so what's something funny (or struch you as funny) that you've overheard lately?
Um someone get this guy a pollution meter this is LOS ANGELES!!!!
Just struck me as funny
so what's something funny (or struch you as funny) that you've overheard lately?
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Thu, March 6, 2008 - 12:34 PMI heard on the news this morning that an Irish pub in NY was banning the song "Danny Boy" this St. Pat's because it's too depressing. -
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Thu, March 6, 2008 - 1:33 PMWhole article here:
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23490201/
"It's depressing. It's not usually sung in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. And its lyrics were written by an Englishman who never set foot on Irish soil." -
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 8:04 PM"Danny Boy" is a song whose lyrics are set to the Irish tune "The Londonderry Air". The lyrics were originally written for a different tune in 1910 by Frederick Weatherly, an English lawyer who regularly visited Ireland, and modified to fit the Derry Air in 1913. The first recording was made by Ernestine Schumann-Heink in 1915. Weatherly gave the song to Elsie Griffin, who made it one of the most popular in the new century. Weatherly later suggested in 1928 that the second verse would provide a fitting requiem for the actress Ellen Terry."
really? It says he frequently visited. lol
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Thu, March 6, 2008 - 4:21 PMYup, that's my people. No sense of humor. We're just good at drinking copious amounts and fighting (badly). Even the dwarf tossing thing was not invented by us. However, they have obviously not heard David Springhorn sing Danny Boy with the acompaning antics of the Sons of Anacreon. THAT rendition is hella funny. Especially the blond wig. -
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Re: Danny Boy / Irish...
Fri, March 7, 2008 - 11:06 AM
That reminds me of a great song I've heard...
You're Not Irish
(Robbie O'Connell)
When first I came to the USA with my guitar in hand
I was told that I could get a job singing songs from Ireland
So I headed up to Boston , I was sure to be alright
But the very first night I got on the stage, I was in for a big surprise
they said;
Chorus: You're not Irish you can't be Irish you don't know Danny Boy
Or Toora Loora Loola, or even Irish Eyes
You've got the hell of a nerve to say you came from Ireland
so cut out all the nonsense and sing McNamara's Band
To tell the truth I got quite a shock and I didn't know what to say
So I sang a song in Gaelic I thought that might win the day
But they looked at me suspiciously and I didn't know what was wrong
Then all of a sudden they started to shout now sing a real Irish song
The next day I was on my way for Chicago I was bound
I was ready to give it another try and not let it get me down
From the stage they looked quite friendly, but I hardly sung one word
When a voice called out from the back of the room, and what do you think I heard?
Now I've travelled all around the country, but its always been the same
From L.A. to Philadelphia and from Washington to Maine
But sometimes now I wonder if it's a secret society
And it doesn't matter wherever I go they'll be waiting there for me,
saying;
You're not Irish you can't be Irish you don't know Danny Boy
Or Toora Loora Loora or even Irish Eyes
You've got a hell of a nerve to say you came from Ireland
So cut out all the nonsense and sing McNamara's Band -
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Re: Danny Boy / Irish...
Fri, March 7, 2008 - 1:18 PM
Just found someone performing the song on youtube:
youtube.com/watch
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming...
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Fri, March 7, 2008 - 11:29 AMThis is a Pasadena thing: When I lived in Pasadena I use to work at Green Street Restaurant. They have a signature chinese chicken salad called the Dianne Salad. The ladies that lunch would ask for a 1/2 Dianne Salad (which was more of a 3/4 salad - it was huge) and a diet soda. What makes this funny is that the secret dressing is about 60% pure white sugar. That salad has more calories in it than a Big Mac, Fries and Mega Soda SuperSized. DIET SODA?! Who are you kidding? Have the milkshake.
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Thu, March 20, 2008 - 12:20 AMFunny conversation I had today. But first some background. My dad's been gone almost 2 years now. I'm his only child. As you may or may not know, I live with my mom. I'm inheriting my parent's house & whatever is left of his estate when my mom kicks. Soooo.... technically it's EVENTUALLY going to be MY house.
Mom: Oh, I'm stressin' over money.
Me: (Thinking.. Do I take the bait... ? Sure, why not.) Why now?
Mom: I've got to get earthquake insurance on this house. (Explaination: THIS house meaning the one she's currently in. MY house. She owns other properties that my dad left her.)
Me: YOU DON'T HAVE EARTHQUAKE INSURANCE???!!!! THE LANDER'S QUAKE WAS CENTERED IN... LANDERS!!!! 20 MILES FROM HERE!!!!
Mom: Well... your dad thought fire insurance was more necessary at the time (2003... Remember THOSE fires.. ?).
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 11:07 AMI was at the mall getting a new pair of shoes last week .... I had a sandwich at the food court and overheard a gaggle of teen girls at a table behind me ... They were having a conversation over a 4th of July party one of them was planning.
girl 1: "Do you think they have 4th of July in England?"
girl 2: "omg no, that's an American date on the calendar"
girl 3: "Do they really skip over the 4th and go from the 3rd to the 5th? That's so disrespectful. And look at all of the wonderful things we do for them"
This is our future.
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 11:14 AMthey were blondes weren't they? -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 11:16 AMtwo were actually. One was auburn haired. The second one was blonde. Don't you want to cry? At first I thought she was telling a joke.
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Fri, March 28, 2008 - 10:39 AMAdrienne,
Doncha know? Its Giggle of Girls, not gaggle!
Really, have you ever listened to a group? ;-)
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Thu, March 20, 2008 - 9:45 PMHere's another conversation I had today. Boy, it must be my week for intellectuals...
At the grocery store this afternoon, I meet up with the dad of one of my son's friends' (still with me? good.). He's ahead of me at the checkout line. I laid out my stuff on the conveyor. Two cans of tomato sauce, a loaf of italian bread, two packages of presliced crimini mushrooms, and two boxes of spaghetti noodles (I already had the ground beef defrosting at home). As I get done, he asks me, "Whatcha havin' fer dinner?" I answered, "Chicken tenders & tater tots."
Here's your sign. -
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 3:17 AM
*Snicker, snort!* Bill would be proud of you, Amanda! ;D *hehe*
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 10:19 AMThat's brilliant Amanda!!! The "Here's Your Sign" awards were on CMT last Sunday night. I didn't know they had those, but damn... You're on top of your game!!!
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 10:21 AMand here I thought those were the ingredients for pancakes. -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 10:30 AMAnd what's worse is that he didn't even realized I dissed him. He just goes, "That sounds good.." -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 10:34 AMnow that's even funnier!
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 7:44 PMI swear to the Gods I live in West Virginia, California. Now before you take offense, please understand that I have hillbilly blood in my veins (Notice I said Hillbilly. Not Redneck. There is a difference.), and I'm not puttin' down my ridge runnin', still shinin', Nascar inventin' cousins in them thar hills. This wasn't a conversation I had, nor anything I overheard. But damn, it's funny.
As I was driving home from the dentist office this evening, I ride by a group of kids (teenagers, really, roughly 14-16 years old) walking to the bus stop across the street. It's Friday, the weather's been nice, so of course they're out to show off with their friends. It was a mixed group, boys & girls, so obviously... It's just so COOL to drop your pants & moon the oncoming traffic waiting at the stoplight, while you're pretending to read the bus schedule... Now we've all been teenagers, so it's just funny the stupid things teenagers do. But...
Wait for it....
As I drive by them, I honk my horn, the kid looks up & I point behind me. The kid looks and....
Dun-Dun-Dun.......
There's one of San Bernardino County's finest Sheriff's officers!
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Re: Funny things you overhear
Sat, March 22, 2008 - 11:49 PMDOH!
Talk about jumping up and showing your butt.
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