Simple game here, just fill in the blank with whatever just pops into your mind or just seems like the right or funny answer. Let's see how far we can go with this. 1 answer per response please, but feel free to respond as many times as you like. Oh and every so often we'll add a new phrase with a new blank so here we go....
"If I only had a _______."
"If I only had a _______."
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 9:48 PMFlame Thrower
It's hard to enjoy the death of your enemy if you nuke them. At least with a flame thrower you can watch them die from a comfy distance and roast some marshmallows so you have a nice snackies. -
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Wed, February 13, 2008 - 8:18 AMyou know what? you do your way and I will do mine and so sweet to knock mine -
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Wed, February 13, 2008 - 9:11 AMmolecular disintegrator mounted on the front of my car
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Tue, February 12, 2008 - 9:56 PMoh c'mon... my theme song MUST be spoken:
"...if I only had a BRAIN "
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Wed, February 13, 2008 - 4:08 PMOne of those thing-a-ma-jigs with ALL the military options- ya know.... it has a rotating watchamacallit on the top and stealth features, and a little red button , and a replay feature... folding wings....and variable yield with a fission/fusion option(but not like Beth's thingie)...and a test depth of at least 1000meters, and a service ceiling of 100,000 feet..ya know.......one of those. But I don't want to get too technical.
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Wed, February 13, 2008 - 5:36 PMYES YES YES A MONKEY!!!!!!
Inside joke but I've been on such the monkey kick.
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Wed, February 13, 2008 - 9:19 PMIf I only had a CLUE. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:08 AMIt's all fun and games unil the flying monkeys _________.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:36 PMIt's all fun and games unil the flying monkeys _________.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 10:37 PMIt's all fun & games until the flying monkeys _______.
... fill the air with flung poop -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 3:04 PM"It's not my fault, I only turned my back for a moment and then ____________________."
the flying monkeys attacked. -
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 3:30 PM"It's not my fault, I only turned my back for a moment and then ____________________."
the toddler fired up the chainsaw.
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 5:41 PM"It's not my fault, I only turned my back for a moment and then ____________________."
Dr. Frankenfurter appeared.
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Sun, February 17, 2008 - 8:57 PM"It's not my fault, I only turned my back for a moment and then ______________."
... she got ahold of my credit cards!!!
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:52 PM"It's not my fault, I only turned my back for a moment and then ____________________."
the squirrel stole my thong. -
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 4:36 PMLOL the thong thing is back!!! -
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 3:28 PM"All I wanted at Starbucks was a Vente Non-Fat Latte, extra shot so why did I get a ____________________" -
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 3:45 PM"All I wanted at Starbucks was a Vente Non-Fat Latte, extra shot so why did I get a ____________________"
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 4:36 PMSo what is it with you and the monkey? Come out to Casa and I'll give you some monkey. HEY! BARKY!!! Actually Lettice has a monkey. Maybe I'll bring it to Southern..... -
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Wed, February 20, 2008 - 4:41 PMlike getting to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.
But I've always just had a thing for monkeys.
I blame that hussey Jane Goodal. ;-)
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:51 PMIt's all fun and games unil the flying monkeys _________
fell into the beer
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:35 PM"If I only had a _______."
Pound of C4.
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Sat, February 16, 2008 - 9:25 AMmansion ............... it's the little things that make me happy.. ya know?
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Tue, February 19, 2008 - 3:49 PM"If I only had a _______."
cat of substantial size that could beat the living snot out of those yippy pocket dogs. -
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Thu, February 21, 2008 - 5:40 PM"...cat of substantial size that could beat the living snot out of those yippy pocket dogs."
Dre meet my cat Peter. Peter say hi to Dre. (Peter, get your fuzzy ass back here... Damn cat. She never listens.) -
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 12:17 PM*sniff* want a peter.
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 2:57 PMI would give up sex for a year if _____________________.
I could collect the bounty on Ossama Bin Ladden. (yeah it's all about the money for me, and all the torture I could do on the guy before I turn him over.) -
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 3:44 PMQuestion: Do I give up sex for a year before or after getting the thing I want? I mean if I said:
I would give up sex for a year if I could marry Alan Rickman but then if it was after and I couldn't have sex with him for a year then I don't think I would get to keep what I gave up sex for.
How about I would give up sex for a year if I had 100 million tax free dollars. With that I could take care of whatever hunk or revenge fantasy I had after the year was over.
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 5:59 PMI would give up sex for a year if _____________________.
HEY!!! Wait one frimping minute there!!! I haven't had sex in 3 years cause my last boyfriend made me so mad and the guys out here, well, use your imagination when it comes to rednecks etc....and you can see why I am a nun.
Otherwise, I would give up sex for a year if I could win the Powerball when it was over 200 million dollars!!!
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 6:11 PMIt seems we have a lot of nuns or novices out there. Perhaps we are in better company than we think.
No BOB? bugger. Ooo, does THAT count as sex? -
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 8:39 PMNo Dre, I killed BOB!!! LOL Also, doesn't count as sex, at least not in my book. ::wibbling bottom lip:: -
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 10:34 AMok moving on....
The JW's are standing on your doorstep with a copy of the "watchtower," for you in their evil little door to door religious salespeople hands...
When I open the door I like to ________________________ to scare them off.
I like to tell them that "no solicitors," means them also and when they respond that they are not selling anything I reply that yes they are. They are trying to sell me on their version of God and that I'm going to go and get the shotgun/sword/ak-47 and if they are still on my doorstep when I get back I'll shoot them for tresspassing. -
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 10:39 AMor...
I like to finger a knife while displaying my pentacle and tell them "we're having a sacrfice in the back c'mon in we need fresh blood."
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 10:40 AMWhen I open the door I like to start playing Radioactive by Gene Simmons from his first solo album with the creepy Omen music at the beginning and chant "Hail Satan Prince of Darkness" to scare them off.
Actually did that in High School and it worked.
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 11:20 AM"When I open the door I like to ________________________ to scare them off. "
explain how they are not really Christians
(Yes, I have done this. Yes, it works. No, they did not return.)
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 11:31 AMwe are supposed to open the door????
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 5:15 PM"When I open the door I like to ________________________ to scare them off. "
Grab my BLACK cat & a butcher knife, and tell them "Come on in! You're just in time!" OR Tell them "Oh good, you're here. We're fresh out of virgins!"
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 5:28 PMwhen i open the door,i hand them a watchtower and bore thr shit out of them -
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Tue, February 26, 2008 - 8:50 PMWhen I open the door...
I pretend to not speak any english and just start swearing at them in bad chinese
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Mon, February 25, 2008 - 7:13 PM***running away screaming****
they scare me
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